Break-Up Letter Generator
Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!
Hey, ninny,
By the time you get this letter, I'll be long gone. Why didn't it work out between us? I am fantastic and you are boneheaded. At first I admit I was hypnotized, but it became like an ulcer. Let there be no false hopes: we will never get back together.
Hope I never speak with you again, halfwit!
Me
By the time you get this letter, I'll be long gone. Why didn't it work out between us? I am fantastic and you are boneheaded. At first I admit I was hypnotized, but it became like an ulcer. Let there be no false hopes: we will never get back together.
Hope I never speak with you again, halfwit!
Me
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