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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Loser--

This is the end. We are history. You know I am wonderful. I'm just better than you, and being with you was like gagging. You, my dear, are unthinking. I have fallen out of love with you and in love with your best friend. The sex is so much better than anything we ever did together. Now I want to move far away from you. You stink. No, really, you do. Can you try showering more please? For everyone's sake.

Please don't email me, or call, or write... Ever!
Me

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