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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear jerk,

It's over. We're done. We're through. I am winsome and you are hideous. Our "relationship" is like puking to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent in the middle of that basketball court under the stars. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Bucharest with my old lover, Cameron.

I used to love the sound of your voice. Now it grates on me and makes me sick.

Bye, dumbo!
You Know Who

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