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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Hey, ignoramus,

It's over. I am leaving you for your best friend, Tiger. It is far healthier than what you and I had. Being with you should have been angelic, but it was always like a terrible bug. Sorry that I couldn't be more attentive in our relationship, but I was too busy sleeping with all your friends.

Bon voyage!
You Know Who

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