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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Hey, twerp,

It's over, it's over, it's over. We're through. I am cute and you are cretinous. Our "relationship" is like carsickness to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent next to that campfire. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Prague with my someone you've never met.

I settled with you. It was wrong to settle. You're just too far beneath me.

See you in hell!
You Know Who

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