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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Well,

By the time you get this letter, the moving van will be packed and gone. I'm done with you. We're through. I am fantastic and you are unthinking. Our "relationship" is like vomiting to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent on the tanning bed. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Johannesburg with my aunt.

I want to see other people. You are simply not enough for me. Not fulfilling. Not satisfying.

See you, blockhead!
You Know Who

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