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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

By the time you get this letter, the moving van will be packed and gone. I'm done with you. We're through. I am lovely and you are laughable. Our "relationship" is like gagging to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent in the sauna. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Oslo with your pal, Alexandra.

I want someone with a better body.

Shalom, big dummy!

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