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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

To You, "Sweetheart,"

This is the end. We are history. I am leaving you for your someone you've never met, a much more fun and sexy person than you'll ever be. We will be moving in together soon. Sorry that I couldn't be better in the relationship, but you annoyed me too much. Being with you should have been nice, but it was always like severe constipation, and I am grossed out.

Hope I never speak with you again, knucklehead!
Me

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