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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Hey, big dummy,

It's over. I am not in love with you anymore. I am in love with your ex, who is a much sexier person than you'll ever be. We are going to live together in Bristol. Being with you should have been excellent, but it was always like a disorder. Your alarming body can make someone else sick now.

Get lost, nincompoop!

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