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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Yo, chowderhead,

It's over. I'm done with you. Why didn't it work out between us? I am captivating and you are alarming. At first I admit I was turned on, but it became like barfing. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're the chump my friends warned me about. And I'm breaking up with you!

Ta-ta!
Me

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