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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear ignoramus,

I'm OK, you're OK, we're through. I am running away with your ex, a much more fun person than you'll ever be. We are wonderful together. We are going to live together in Budapest. When we first were going out everything was a lot of fun. Now I realize that I was the fun person, you are just a sucker. Being with you should have been first-rate, but it was always like an illness, and I am disgusted.

Adios, dope!

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