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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear simpleton,

Our relationship is over. I have fallen in love with my uncle, a much more attentive lover than you'll ever be. We are going to live together in Florence. Being with you should have been fabulous, but it was always like a case of the runs. If I see you again, rest assured I will be getting a restraining order against you.

Goodbye, lowlife!
Me

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