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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Yo, nincompoop,

It's over. I am leaving you for your best friend, Kieran, a much sexier person than you'll ever be. We make the perfect team. Your silly body can make someone else sick now. Being with you should have been stunning, but it was always like chlamydia, and I am nauseated.

Aloha, sucker!

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