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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Loser--

Time to give up and call it a day. We're finished. I've already talked to your parents about this. They were very supportive. They couldn't believe I stuck with you for so long. I am leaving you for my aunt, a much better lover than you'll ever be. We are the perfect couple. Being with you should have been excellent, but it was always like a zit. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent running and spinning through revolving doors at downtown hotels. It wasn't good; it was awful.

Namaste, pinhead!
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