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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

To You, "Angel,"

Maybe it's wrong to send you a letter like this, but it's just easier this way. Don't let it get you all upset; you know I always liked my grandfather. We make such a great couple. Being with you was like a case of nausea. You think you are beautiful, but you are really just repugnant. The time we spent on the cool basement floor with that silly, thin blanket, which you thought was so special, was really quite awful. Now I want to forget. You're just not interesting in any way.

Goodbye, idiot!
Me

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